Sunday, October 13, 7 AM — 2 PM (¿?) |
2838 Woolsey Street, Berkeley | 475.882.2737
TAKE NOTICE!
Every 10 years, there is a convergence.
And thus was born: GARAGE SALE INFINITY
Like a black hole in reverse, all objects will be purged back into the universe. Into your waiting fingertips.
FEATURED ITEMS
(Product highlight videos eminently forthcoming.)
DIRECTIONS, ETC.
2838 Woolsey Street
Sunday, October 13
475.882.2737
The planets align, the fates nod their approval, the amount of things we have gets to be too much.
Like a black hole in regular, you are inevitably, inextricably pulled towards this fleeting gravity well of bargains.
INCALCULABLE DEALS!
EXTREMELY LIMITED WINDOW!
(Jaunty Hats, Pants, Coats, Shoes, etc.)
(Student Cello, Acoustic Guitar, Amp, etc.)
INFINITY
Berkeley, CA, USA
7 AM — 2 PM (¿?)
LEMONADE will be sold by adorable children. Other BEVERAGES sold by adorable adults. Live MUSIC! Party VIBES, certainly!
WE ACCEPT VENMO (OR CASH, IF YOU'RE WEIRD)
ABSOLUTELY NO CRYPTOCURRENCY
GO TO US GETTIN'
OUR SLANT ON
GARAGE SALE INFINITY (the absurd integretated marketing campaign) was created by NATE WALSH.
GARAGE SALE INFINITY (the actual event where you buy things) was built and operated by DANIELLE CLEAVER.
